‘Cats And Dogs Will Never Know How Much They Are Worshipped On The Internet’

‘Cats And Dogs Will Never Know How Much They Are Worshipped On The Internet’

The most profound “Shower Thoughts” on Reddit from the last week.

The shower isn’t just a place to sing. Separated from our cellphones, standing under running water often allows people’s minds to run free.

Reddit has an entire “Shower Thoughts” subreddit dedicated to “the miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.” In honor of those weird, wonderful and sometimes profound musings, here are some of the best posts from the last week:

Cats and dogs will never know how much they are worshipped on the internet from Showerthoughts

The scariest thing we could discover on another planet would be humans. from Showerthoughts

Adulthood is understanding why Shrek just wanted to be left alone. from Showerthoughts

The entire wait staff singing Happy Birthday to the customer is never a positive experience for either yet it shows no signs of slowing down from Showerthoughts

There is probably a tree out there somewhere now that is growing the wood for your coffin from Showerthoughts

Hospital food probably tastes so bad because it doesn’t have absurd amounts of butter and salt. from Showerthoughts

It feels like the 90s ended on September 11, 2001. It’s like on that day, someone flipped a switch and the entire world felt completely different. from Showerthoughts

An empty backpack seems lighter than no backpack. from Showerthoughts

Spider-Man was lucky to get his powers in a city with large buildings from Showerthoughts

We are trying to humanize robots and robotize humans. from Showerthoughts

Actors get paid more to pretend to go to space than actual astronauts get paid to go to space. from Showerthoughts

When we pretend to scream, we whisper from Showerthoughts

It is perfectly rational to look in both directions when crossing a one way street from Showerthoughts

Trust is leaving the drive-thru window without checking to see if they got your order correct. from Showerthoughts

Rarely do you see teamwork as solid as fellow smokers blocking the wind so one of them can light theirs. from Showerthoughts

Spiders would be absolutely terrifying if they hissed like a cat. from Showerthoughts

Whoever said that rain on your wedding day is good luck was just trying to calm down an anxious bride. from Showerthoughts

There are probably workers at Microsoft using google instead of Bing. from Showerthoughts

The fact that every screw/valve/twisty thing is righty tighty, lefty loosy by default is one of the greatest achievements in human history from Showerthoughts

Accidentally downloading a virus has probably scared people off of pirating movies way more than the FBI warnings ever have from Showerthoughts

The ability to see when someone was last online sure isn’t doing wonders for anyone’s mental health from Showerthoughts

It used to be impressive if a product came from half the world away, now it’s impressive if it’s local. from Showerthoughts

The hardest part about fixing a technical issue with no experience is knowing how to phrase the Google search from Showerthoughts

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